Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (June 18, 2025)

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    Me: *complains about laundry* Margaret from 1920:
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    The Dad Father @Thedad father How much did you spend at Target? Wife: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION AND I WONT RESPOND TO IT
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    @dadchronicle22 Nobody has better memory than a toddler who was told they can go to the park tomorrow
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    the Mom the Mom Truth Bomb TruthBomb@momTruthBomb No one is full of more false hope than mom who tells herself that @momtruthbomb the older her kids get, the more free time she'll have.
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom Just saw a toddler running past my house waving a red flag with their mom chasing after @oneawkwardmom them and I've never seen a more accurate depiction of parenthood.
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    "And we shall call it our kids' bedtime." "Because our kids are in bed?" "If it only were that simple." "Where will our kids be at bedtime?" "They could be anywhere...except in bed." @PARENTNORMAL A
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    Ramblin Mama @ramblinma I hate when I play with my kids for six hours, then it turns out it's only been 20 minutes.
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    When a baby is crying and you want to give it back to its mom but you are the mom.
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    Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites Moms really be like "should I clean up the toys, do dishes, fold laundry, scroll social media, vacuum, clean the toilets, catch up on 10 years of shows, eat a snack, exercise, work, spend quality time with my husband, or shower" whenever we get 5 min of free time.
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    Me, every time my toddler says a bad word and my love of comedy overrides my parenting instinct THE DAD
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    Amy Dillon @amydillon I like to send little notes in my kid's lunchbox, like "Sorry the Wheat Thins are stale, that's what happens when you leave the box open."
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom And to my children I leave my collection of @oneawkwardmom tote bags and gift bags.
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    Cereal on the Floor @cerealonfloor Just refilling my kids' water bottles for the third time today and thinking about how I didn't drink a glass of water my entire childhood.
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    How my kids look for things that are right in front of them
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    Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog I love it when people post pics of their messy house and I'm like that's what my house looks like clean.
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    Some days I rock motherhood, some days it rocks me. Both days we rockin
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    charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff Why am I so convinced that if I don't hit no to receipt at the gas pump the next car will somehow be able to charge their gas to my card
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkward mom My kids are my everything, my purpose, my joy, and my daily urge to put my head through a wall. @oneawkwardmom
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    When I tell my family that I'm tired and need alone time, but they can't function without me. GUMP @themarvelousmrsmom _
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    SPICYSISASTERMARA The Spicy Disaster Mama @spicydisasterma Teacher today we're going to be talking about The Amazon... My 7yo that's my mom's favorite store. -
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    redyellowgreendance ✓ @RYGdance Parenting: @redyellowgreendance I can be annoyed at my kid but I don't want anyone else to be ever.
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    Supplies for a two-hour beach trip with kids SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini "Splash me again and I'll drain every ounce of water from this pool!" - Me, being the fun summer mom I promised myself I'd be this year.
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    What grocery shopping is like when the kids are on summer break. Whitney Fleming|Playdates on Fridays
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    SPICYSISASTERMA The Spicy Disaster Mama @spicydisasterma Parents don't vacation, they keep their kids alive in a different location. 11:59 AM 7/30/21 From Earth .

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